Beginner & Intermediate French – The Damon D French Course

The Only French you’ve spoken in your life was when you were 8 years old singing Voulez-Vous Coucher Avec Moi. You still say Ooh là là when you’re impressed, but haven’t learned that most French It’s a common expression that people use when they get annoyed. And you didn’t know that hors-d’œuvres was a French word (or spelled as such). Your name could as well be Emily. Because every time you visit Paris, your name will be Emily. French is as basic as that beret you bought in the metro for €5.
You can understand French If someone speaks at 0.01mph (which is about…nobody in France), it’s called “french”. You’ve studied FrenchYou’re expected to understand every word in the Paris metro announcement when you’re there. You should be able to speak softly and confidently when someone asks for your order at a restaurant. French enough to be respectful but not long enough to come at you speaking like zjsuzjsüzjszhjzsé after all you said was, “Je prends un verre de vin, s’il vous plaît.”

It’s your New Year’s Resolution to Learn French You’ve been doing this for four years, and now you realize that there’s nothing new. Your book doesn’t teach you how to be a person. FrenchNow you are ready to put in the effort to learn, to get rid of the noise and headaches. French With Damon D.

Beginner & Intermediate Spanish Courses
Beginner Intermediate Online Spanish Classes
Puedo ir al baño is all you can remember from high school Spanish, and that’s great, because it’s probably the most useful phrase anyway. You secretly miss putting upside down ¿ all over the place, writing haha as jaja, and being referred to as your Spanish name which was probably Carmen or Diego. You can ask me for help with Spanish from one gringo or another.

Rosalia songs can be understood in bits, but not all native Spanish speakers. Your trilled R does not sound like a croaking snake. Although you’re still considered a gringo at best, you are respected.

Miami gave MIA their airport code. They were referring to your Spanish. It’s no longer cute to claim you learned Spanish but are unable to communicate any value. You are now ready to spend the money and time to get over all the noise and learn Spanish. Damon D.